May 4 , 2008

Dignity Is Not A Right Unless You Pay for It, Eh Fearless Leaders?

Pay toilets for the poor has a real ring to it.

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Got a Buck Buddy for Glass of Water?

A penny for your thoughts or more likely you'll have to pay a few bucks to even think one of these days.  Well, in Paradise everything is free.

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Here Today, Gone Tomorrow, Fearless Leaders Invest in Water

The question is if you have a personal rainwater collection device will a meter have to be installed on it so somebody can charge you for it?

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Additional note here. T. Boone Pickens, famous oil tycoon, has been buying up water rights to aquafers in the southwest. That should tell you something.

"The Decline and Fall of the United States" or " The Great Experiment That Didn't Work." How your fearless leaders decided to give all the people what they wanted all the time and only take 50% off the top for themselves. Say it ain't so Honest Abe Lincoln.

How did we get here?

Under the premise that we get as much as we can, anyway we can, so we will then be able to dole it out to those less fortunate. It is a matter of unselfishness versus pseudo-unselfishness. If fearless leaders everywhere looked in the mirror every day the hypocrisy that comes across as correct thinking and as an example to others would soon diminish. For this though you do have to have a good sense of humor and that is why laughter is so important.

I personally have no problem looking in the mirror and thinking what a big joke I am. Hell, you should see me dance.

The Nation That Couldn't Get It Right.

Free trade based on unlimited trade deficits as in nobody else in the world does this.

Helping other countries to achieve peace and economic freedom.

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Unlimited budget deficits and future obligations to Social Security and Medicare as in it may be virtually impossible to pay this off now.

We must give them everything they want otherwise we couldn't get elected.

When it looks bad enough we will just turn the whole thing over to private enterprise and Wall Street, the sweetest scam of all.

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An education system designed and tolerated to make sure that we don't really think too much as in let's make sure we keep them down on the farm. Note! Farmers are alot smarter than that.

It's the teachers unions fault.

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A rigged two-party election system that is taught as the best in the world. Especially for the stale two parties.

Old boy network.

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Real democracy in name only while catering to special interest from the local town hall to the halls of Congress.

A bribe by any other name or where else am I going to get campaign funds and a cushy lobbiest job after I leave office at 300k-2Million+ per year.

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Unlimited immigration because otherwise it wouldn`t be fair and that is what our nation was built on.

Guaranteed  votes for the 2 parties, just waterdown those malcontent slobs influence.

Good way to globalize and force realignment of wage rates besides, I`m living the high life.

More walmart shoppers, burger burger anyone?

More souls to save and pass the donation plate please.

Can`t afford a socialist government on our southern border, someone down there might figure out how they`re getting their balls squeezed.

Peasant Problems In Mexico

I`m Richer, Your Poorer, Tough!

In the end it`s called selfishness.

 

 

 

 

Daily Quickie Report

(Some what monthly for now)

Any comments please email  me at

magus@screwday.com

This website is not political or other such but about being able to be unselfish and getting our fearless leaders of all types everywhere to look in the mirror for all the faults hypocracy is the one hardest to face.

Live life, do good deeds, love, laugh.

May 4 , 2008

I`m back from Vero Beach at the summer home in Leland , MI and to the several people that said they love my "Politically Incorrect and Proud of It!" T-shirt!", thank you, I needed that. Just send me an e-mail and I`ll get you out 1 for shipping only costs. Lisa, the stewdardess gets one totally free if she wants it because she`s "she`s so easy on the eyes" as they would say down south.

 

Quote for the current state of affairs in our political system.

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
Alexis de Tocqueville  1805-1859

Ain't it the truth?

Consumerism that substitutes products for love.

Religions that substitute platitudes with attitude for love.

Technocrats that substitute self-interest for facts.

Politicians that substitute self-love for the truth.

Fearless leaders that think they can pull one over on Ms. G(od).

The number of sand castles the fearless leaders will have to build in Paradise.

FEELINGS ARE ALL

"`The Secret' , wishes must be truly unselfish"

the Magus

Regardless of right or wrong Ms. G(od) chuckles when she asks me how many people do we think we can put on this planet or how much junk into the enviroment but be assured whatever happens there is plenty of room in paradise. Oh well, time to party! the Magus

Warming scharming, between overpopulation, all the crap we put into the environment, using up or cutting down all our natural resources, we will never make it a hundred years to worry about global warming even if it is true.

For those of you capable of critical thinking you might want to check this out. It's called 'The great global warming swindle.' it's an hour and 15 minutes of science that the global warming proponents avoid at all cost.

The Great Global warming Swindle

BELOW THERE ARE

Quotes from  Alexis de Tocqueville  1805-1859 on America and my humorous take. the Magus

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"There are two things which a democratic people will always find very difficult - to begin a war and to end it."

At least we can drag it out long enough so somebody can make good Buck on it.

 

"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle."

At at least they put on a good two face.

"The surface of American society is covered with a layer of democratic paint, but from time to time one can see the old aristocratic colours breaking through".

"Lifestyles of the Rich and Decadent" in prime time for the poor and destitute.

"The Indian knew how to live without wants, to suffer without complaint, and to die singing."

Never fear, we will screw them out of those casinos to.

"The Americans combine the notions of religion and liberty so intimately in their minds, that it is impossible to make them conceive of one without the other.'

Also inconceivable that your God-fearing fearless leaders are lying straight in your face.

"In other words, a democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.'

The best government money can buy.

"In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion; within these barriers an author may write what he pleases, but woe to him if he goes beyond them."

Democracy of thought, I don`t think so.

"I know of no country in which there is so little independence of mind and real freedom of discussion as in America."

Who do you think you are? A know it all.

"As one digs deeper into the national character of the Americans, one sees that they have sought the value of everything in this world only in the answer to this single question: how much money will it bring in?"

Capitalism at its best. My self-worth as a consumerism unit. I ROBOT.

"An American cannot converse, but he can discuss, and his talk falls into a dissertation. He speaks to you as if he was addressing a meeting; and if he should chance to become warm in the discussion, he will say "Gentlemen" to the person with whom he is conversing."

You don't listen very well, do you?

"A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it."

The fearless leader exemption plan must be in the Constitution somewhere.

Free Trade

Trade Deficit

                     Free Trade Deficit

The third line above says it all for you will never find anybody talking about free trade and trade deficit as they should be.  Sort of reminds you about that old saying about military and intelligence, doesn't it?

World Trade Surpluses and Deficits

For the price of only one manufacturing job in the US you can supply 33 manufacturing jobs to the poor of China.  Please give, and one day you may be able to appear in one of those TV ads next to one of our great fearless leaders.

Manufacturing in China


December 8, 2007

Never Fear Exxon Is Here

The next time you see one of those cute and Exxon commercials just remember that Valdez Alaska might eventually get cleaned up say before the world ends.

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Islamists` Once Again Prove That Their God's Gift to Women

Beating up on poor Pakistani girls isn't going to get you any virgins in paradise.

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The Newest Country That Nobody Knows about

Starting a country with a name like Nagorno-Karabakh just ain't going to make it.

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Microsoft May Own the World One Day but Paradise Is Not for Sale

It's time to stop bullying Microsoft or maybe just as soon as they stop bullying everybody else.

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How Globalization Got Me a Good Job at a Fast Food Restaurant

Playing the funny numbers game with globalization may earn big bonuses for fearless leaders but leave the rest of us in desperation, so do they care, I don't think so.  There are other ways but then we couldn't have all those nice castles of good and plenty.

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Now Is Who Going to Tell Exactly Who What!

India and China are not going to let the boys from Brazil at the G-8 conference tell them what they can and cannot do as they shouldn't really expect considering that they set the prime example for consumerism and overproduction based solely on the fearless leaders love of God's of money.  Regardless, it's rather hilarious considering that overpopulation, lack of food, and a reckless dumping of chemicals onto our lovely planet will in the end bring down the fearless leaders who actually believe what they're saying.  In the meantime there will be plenty of year end bonuses for the shortsighted few.

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Pakistan Perks up to a Popular Tide

Three cheers for fearless leaders with brains and peaceful Pakistani protest.

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No Sex Education in India You're Kidding Me!

These guys should be worried about sex education as much as how not to have kids it seems to me they already know something about sex so to speak.

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July 9-13, 2007

President Bush Accomplishes His Goal in Topsy-Turvy Way

Good old President Bush started out knocking global warming as bad science in his first term and recently was extolling the virtues of working with scientists and countries worldwide to stop global warming.  As the head of the recent G-8 conference he was able to hoodwink everybody into agreeing that the major carbon dioxide emitters the world should set their own standards which in turn means nothing will get done and thus accomplishing his original goal.  If he did this on his own volition it would definitely be considered true genius, I don't think so.  Congratulations Mr. Bush at being the hero on both sides of the coin.

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All for One and One for All, Hip Hip Hurrah

The G-8 conference which is group of leading industrialized countries started many years ago supposedly to solve the worlds ills you could never be adequately addressed by the free-for-all United Nations.  There are those as is group demonstrates that believe the G-8 is more or less autonomous group of elites and one organized world into one big marketplace for their own advantage.  Whether or not this is true and one can speculate many possibilities there is no doubt that if countries themselves cannot get their own shit together then how does this group expect to get the whole world together.  Nevertheless the fearless leaders will always put forth the proposition that we can make this place just one big happy family and that they are the demagogues doing it for all our benefit without any of our input.  I don't think so, thank you.

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Does Paris Hilton Have a Designer Handbag from Ethiopia?

It's such a heartening story that at some point there might be enough rich people that they'll be able to buy enough luxury goods lift poor people out of poverty.  Until then stories like this are somewhat meaningless don't you think?

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Dr. Death Rides Again!

Dr. Jack Kevorkian otherwise known as Dr. death and a Detroit native from my hometown has finally been let out of prison after about eight years.  While mostly everybody else the world at least I think so believes in euthanasia may numb nuts here in the good old USA think it's better to live in hopeless pain and mental misery than to just go on to Paradise.  May they stew in their own benevolent thinking. Just kidding.  When good old l Jack gets to Paradise we`re going to throw him a big party.

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Do You Know Where Your Pussy Is?

I love cats too bad I'm allergic but this pussy just about used up its nine lives.

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Hot Babe in Brazil As Hot Words for the Pope Is His Followers

Supermodel from Brazil thinks condoms are cool and the Catholic Church should butt out.  Hip hip hurrah.

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December 11, 2007

screw review

"Charlie Wilson's War"

I read this book several years ago and upon hearing that Tom Hanks had bought the rights to it I realized that it would be a while before it was made into the movie due to the war in Iraq because of political considerations.I also realized that you could never really get the jest of the book unless you have around six hours to give it justice. It centers around Charlie Wilson who was a third rate Jewish congressman from Texas that ended up heading the largest CIA covert operation, even though there was nothing secret about it, that ended in the Russians defeat in Afghanistan. Even though I pride myself with keeping up on world events until I read this book I had absolutely no idea of our extensive intervention in the conflict except for the fact that we were supplied Stinger missiles to the Afghan rebels. The fact that we supplied Stinger missiles was not directly mentioned in the movie, I can only surmise, or that we actually ended up probably training about 150,000 Afghans in covert operations which in a way came back to bite us in the ass. The facts in the movie are more or less correct and does supply a fair amount of humor for those that can appreciate it. Unfortunately I think a lot of people could not really appreciate the movie because it is one of those things in history that is lost all too soon. I would actually recommend reading the book because without it one cannot really appreciate how inane things happen in government and makes one realize that it's not a matter of conspiracy but more or less the foibles and conspicuous ineptitude of the people running the government and other such that leads to such craziness going on in the world.

Tom Hanks does a wonderful job, as usual, as the hard drinking, hard womanizing Charlie Wilson whose impassioned belief in doing good deeds for his fellow men and women lead him into an adventure of monumental proportions.

I and my moviegoing partner had many a laugh although it was too bad the rest of the audience didn't appreciate it.

If you see the movie and you can't believe that government can be this crazy then try reading the book. You'll soon realize that only half of the screw ups that happen are due to ego and the rest are just products and sheer stupidity and ignorance.

Highly recommended for a laugh but I doubt it will do that good due to the content.

 Laughing and love all the way, yours truly, the Magus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

December 8, 2007

US Wins Cold War but Don't Worry We'll Get It to Heat up Again

If the US ever gets anything right again it will be a cold day in hell unfortunately since there is no hell that day will never come.  Most assuredly though we will do the best job ever rewriting the history books so we'll be able to look upon our glorious past and all the successes of our fearless leaders.  Nobody can build bigger missiles than us, okay boys.

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Koreans Fall for the Sham of the Shamans

Yes there is things beyond but our wishes must be unselfish and as in many other cultures as ours the Koreans no matter how well off, how well educated are prone to fall for the easy way out.  I would try to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge but I think we already sold to some other country.

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How Fearless Leaders of Religion Self-Destruct, The Catholic Church

Man was not meant to be celibate by nature nor was love/sex a mistake by God.  Do you think they'll ever figure it out or maybe they'll just have to wait for paradise.

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The Poor May Not Eat Any Worse Than Anybody Else That Is If They Eat at All

Maybe someday we'll be able to feed everybody on the planet, probably not, and we will all be eating crap.  Supersize me baby.

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Prenatal Psychiatry or Where's My Dogs Shrink?

Next we'll have pre-intercourse therapy to make sure our psyches are properly tuned to make that well-adjusted child.  I am being a bit of a smart ass here, good story,

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Starbucks Gets Kicked of the Forbidden City, Spare Me Please

This brings up two things, how did they get into the forbidden city in the first place and that the Chinese know nothing about good tasting coffee.

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How Are Rich Arabs like Catholic Priests?

They're both hypocrites and they want to control you.  Come to think of it there's not much difference between the Catholics and the Muslims.

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Afghanistan Surpasses Southeast Asia's Golden Triangle in Opium Production

Considering its size there should be a business magazine specifically tailored to illegal drugs.  It seems wherever we fight the war on drugs things only get worse sort of reminiscent to our other wars.  Obviously we're going to have to fight a war on health clubs and natural foods if we ever want to actually get anywhere.  It ain't working guys and it won't.

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The Ultimate April Fools Joke

or time to sell your beachfront condo?

Global Warming or Should Al Gore Go "Oh Shucks!"

Wonderful 1 hour video feed but never fear the fearless leaders will probably get their trillions, yes trillions spent on global warming but not to your benefit. It`s the Sun, go figure. The story includes commentary by the people that started this whole thing and some interesting comments by the co-founder of Greenpeace. Ms. G(od)`s having a good laugh on this one and me to. the Magus

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