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We tried for a twist and turn for everyone but if you`re serious, stay away. We always respect people that have common sense but are very wary of those who take life as something they must shape for us all, no matter the consequence. Besides, where else can you find the "Immaculate Misconception", "Fourth of July Conception day" etc. all with witty dialog and interesting/humourous footnotes? Beautiful illustrations, extra Screwdays from famous people in history also with witty comments, standard holidays plus Please note the first printing had calendar mispelled
"calander" but has a sticker disavowing our dyslexic proofreader, If you want to know if it`s ok to celebrate your screwday please read the 'What Is Screwday' page. $1.00 Each Very cool! A unique calendar by any standard. Any questions or comments please email sales@screwday.com 12" by 12" Full color (of course), 12
months (that`s all you get), 100 lb. text and cover stock coated,
a cool little hole Do good deeds and laugh, Magus See our 100 calendar give
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What would Screwday be if you couldn`t give that loved one an official greeting card? We have 8 beautiful 5" by7" cards that
should cover that delicate moment whatever $4.50 Each or Even lots of 3 for $11.00 Your Pick Note! Please read our contact/policy page. Don`t forget the Banana Cream pie! See the Official Screwday Symbol page for explanation.
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| T-Shirts and Coffee Mug (NEW!Go to View T-shirt section to see) | |
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Our Best Quality T-shirt Story
Brilliant dye-sublimated colors chemically bonded to the outer layer
of vapor
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